While on a jaunt in the woods, something flashed before my eyes. Not my life, but a rare vision, or so I thought. “Could it be?” I thought to myself. “Surely, no!” my interior monologue continued. “*Gasp* What else could it be?” the little voice wondered. The addibarterhat, in the wild! Gallivanting among the trees, dancing with the woodsprites, whispering to the wind. And then, just like that, it stopped. It found its mate, and it was tamed.
freewheelin’, until it was humanized
And now it snuggles cozily under the covers, accepting food and being petted, in its adopted home.
You’ve been patiently, doggedly, reading my blog since January. You’ve been following along as I determinedly start projects. You laugh with me as I flub, cry with me as I flub so badly I have to frog, held your breath as I neared completion. No? Hrm, I wonder why that could be? Could the url of this blog be any hint? Yes, dear readers (all zero of you), as I am a lazy crafter, so too am I a lazy blogger. There’s been nary a peep since February.
Why is this, you may ask yourself. My original blog was called crappy knitter, based on the fact that my first project was an utter travesty. A scarf of comic non-proportions, I was convinced it would take me a long time to become decent, long enough that I could have a substantive blog all about my crappy knitting.
Project #2 proved that wrong. Look, ma, I can make a knit stitch! Look, pa, I can make a purl stitch! Look, herb, I can make a heart! This new blog is celebrating the very essence of me. I am no longer a crappy knitter, but I am always a lazy knitter. Hell, I am lazy in every craft that I pursue.
Here are the FO’s (finished objects for all of you non-knitters) from the past 7 months:
mark’s bobble hat
koa’s baby bobbly booties
veronique’s birthday hat